Episode 1: Pop Music Is A Stupid Necessity

Pop music is stupid. I don't even want to hear an argument. There is nothing more to be said on the topic. All the songs are terrible, have awful lyrics, and are always about the EXACT same thing. I could spend five days talking about how much I hate all these bands and sell out singers, and how I knew Brittany Spears was going to get fat as soon as I first saw the video for "Oops I Did It Again" on MTV. I used to know this girl online who wanted to be just like Brittany Spears. Think she was the only one? Hell no. Every fucking girl on the planet wanted and some still want to be just exactly like Brittany Spears. And why? Is it because she is popular? Maybe. Is it because she WAS pretty? Maybe. But maybe it's something else. Maybe it's because of the subliminal messages that are hidden inside the songs. Maybe it's because Spears wrote a song called "Hit Me Baby One More Time" and every little girl was just dying to get bitch slapped. I don't know. Honestly, I don't.

Moving on, regardless of how much pop music sucks the balls, it is necessary. Why? To distract the stupid people. If no bad music existed, what would all the stupid people listen to? That's right. They would listen to the music that I like to listen to. Then I wouldn't be able to go to a concert without being surrounded by a million stuttering dumbasses. So basically the record industry realizes this. And let's keep it that way. Thanks!

Intro

Welcome to the first entry of Inherited Humanity. Basically, I realized that when I was in 8th, 9th, and 10th grade I was a lot smarter than I am now. Why do I say that? Well, I was reading old blogs I wrote and some were very intelligent. So I decided I need to get back in touch with the world by making a new blog. And this is it.

Each entry will focus on a different issue in everyday life or whatever and explain why it sucks or doesn't suck and whatever stuff like that. So cool. That's all. And happy reading.