Money. The root of all evil as some say. Everyone wants/needs money. It's required to do just about everything in modern society and as the economy changes money is constantly becoming more and more valuable. I like money, but I have a problem... I suck at saving money. Now I bet a lot of people have this problem, just like me. You want to save money for a big ticket item or for your future so you can retire, buy a nice house, go on a vacation, whatever, but you have a little problem. You always spend your money on stupid shit. Yeah, thats right I said the s world. Stupid. If you're like me, you've lived your whole life to date not being able to resist the temptation to spend money going out to eat, or on various unrecommended products on Amazon.com.
Well, I've got good news! I have finally after 20 years of research and experimentation found the cause of impulse buying, and a temporary solution, or work-around, if you will. What are they? Well let's not dance around it. High sperm count. That's right. High sperm count. Now maybe you are thinking "Even if that was true, even if that was possible, that doesn't make any sense because there are a fuck lot of women who are impulse buyers!". So maybe you're right, it's not high SPERM count it's just high sperm count in men and like buildup of endorphins or horny-phins in women or whatever. So my temporary solution if you are a guy: when faced with a decision about a purchase, if you are even SLIGHTLY thinking "Do I really want to purchase this?"... Scoot away into the bathroom and jerk off. This will release the tension and need to be spontaneous in your body, it's scientifically proven. Then you can make the decision with a clear mind, and maybe you will still want to make the purchase, but maybe you won't. You will find that your decisions are at least 50% more logical than they were in the past. If you are a women, I'm not sure what to do because I'm not a women, and I can;t even say that this method would work for you but certainly you can experiment with it...
Thursday, March 20, 2008
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